The treasure has been found!
At 10:53PM on Saturday, April 30, PhDestroy! discovered a treasure that could save the campus forever.
And again, just before 10:00PM on Saturday, December 10, the Bloodshot GNUs rediscovered that same treasure.
But instead of taking up the Regents'
offer to keep the treasure for themselves, joining the Board, and living
in luxury for the rest of their lives, both PhDestroy! and the Bloodshot GNUs offered to donate the
booty to the University, thus ensuring that our fine institution survives
for another year!
Team PhDestroy! has found the treasure of the University of California!
Team Bloodshot GNUs has found the treasure of the University of California!