Plush Friends
By Daniel Levine

You are given a series of poems with a number above it. The poems each identify a person and the number is the person's month and day of birth. The identities of the people are:

  • 2/17 - Amber Merritt
  • 4/15 - Grizzwald Chapman
  • 4/21 - Patti Lupone
  • 6/? - Brutus
  • 6/25 - Joseph Toronto
  • 8/2 - Brittany Wiser
  • 8/6 - Herschel Babbage
  • 8/24 - Magic Johnson
  • 9/26 - Alexander Lucius Twilight

Hinted by the fact that each person is described by a four-line rhyming poem and has a birthday that is given, one realizes that all of the identified people share a name with a Beanie Baby. Moreover, each Beanie Baby's birthday is in a unique month in the range 1 through 9. Indexing into the alphabet with the Beanie Baby's day of birth and ordering by the month of birth gives the answer, FUZZY DICE.

PATTI Lupone -> Patti the Platypus -> 1/6 -> F
AMBER Merritt -> Amber the Cat -> 2/21 -> U
GRIZZWALD Chapman -> Grizzwald the Bear -> 3/26 -> Z
HERSCHEL Babbage -> Herschel the Bear -> 4/26 -> Z
Joseph TORONTO -> Toronto the Bear -> 5/25 -> Y
Brittany WISER -> Wiser the Owl -> 6/4 -> D
BRUTUS -> Brutus the Dog -> 7/9 -> I
Alexander TWILIGHT-> Twilight the Owl -> 8/3 -> C
MAGIC Johnson -> Magic the Dragon -> 9/5 -> E